What if God used excuses too?
“I’m sorry, all of our angels are busy helping others right now. However, your prayer is important to us and will be answered in the order it was received, so please stay on the line.”
If you would like to speak to:
Gabriel, Press 1
Michael, Press 2
For a directory of other angels, Press 3
If you’d like to hear King David sing a psalm while you are holding please press 4.
To find out if a loved one has been assigned to Heaven, Press 5, enter his or her social security number, then press the pound key. (If you get a negative response, try area code 777).
For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth and where Noah’s Ark is, please wait until you arrive here.
Our computers show that you have already prayed once today.
So please hang up and try again tomorrow so that others may have a chance to get through.
This office is closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday.
Please pray again Monday after 9:30 am. If you feel YOUR prayer is an emergency and you are in need of emergency assistance when this office is closed, contact your local pastor, minister or rabbi.
Thank God that He doesn’t use excuses, or have voice mail and He listens whenever we pray and that will never change.
Brian Monzón grew up attending church with his grandmother. Through her actions, she impressed upon him the power of the prayers of the righteous, as she herself spent many hours kneeling before God, praying for her family and the needs of others. Besides being a pastor, Brian has been studying and teaching the Word of God for many years. He has devoted his life to sharing the gospel of Jesus Christ, praying with and for others, especially the unsaved. Brian is also a proud father of four children. He challenges them to be their best and has strived to raise his family up in church and on the Word of God. To discover more about Brian and his ministry please visit Brian Monzón Ministries.
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